Fine Print

I had a play trying to get the print on the bottle clear.  The bottle has a map showing through from the back of the bottle.  Each gin is named for a successfully rehabilitated baby elephant.  This one is called Thoma and 15% percent of profits go to a wildlife trust in Kenya.  It is one of the miniatures from my gin and tonic tree.

The Piano Has Been Drinking     Tom Waites

. . .  And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served without her
And the box-office is drooling, and the bar stools are on fire
And the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired
Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me