Playing .............

 ............. around with some pear blossom from the garden.

That's it, really.

Naughty Smile for the Day  -  do not read if you are easily offended!

Three old spinsters die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St Peter.
 
He smiles kindly at them and says: “ Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives that I’m granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be. ”

Emily says: “ I want to be Sophia Loren. ”

With a bang, she’s gone.

Martha says: “ I want to be Madonna ”

She also disappears immediately.

Clara says: “ I want to be Sara Pipalini.”

St Peter looks perplexed. “ Who? ”  he says.

" Sara Pipalini, ” replies the elderly spinster.

St Peter shakes his head and says: “ I’m sorry, but that name just doesn’t ring a bell. ”

The old woman then takes a newspaper out of her bag and hands it to St Peter. He reads the article and starts laughing. 

He hands it back to her and says:
 “ No, no my dear, the paper says it was the  ‘ Sahara Pipeline ’  that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.”


:o))



~ Anni ~



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