Pampered

Or at least that's what SHE reckons.  We knows that it's not much fun going to the groomers, but she doesn't agree.

And to add the utmost insult, we does have to have bows in our head hair.  We knows it not a masculine thing, and we doesn't like it one bit.

HE says we do smell good, and not a bit doggy.  But if we doesn't smell doggy how does another dog know that we is a dog?  Or in actual fact - two dogs.

It's a mystery.  Humans is very good at mysteries, but it's beyond us.  If we is a dog, we should smell like a dog, and not like a perfumery.