Tough As Old Boots

This trunk looks like cracked leather, peeling away, but alas does not have our PM's teflon nothing sticks characteristics, with the moss clinging on for dear life, ooh just like our Britain Trump. Chancer... Charlatan... Chuffing Chump... Chupa Chups... Chuppy Chups... Chimichanga... Ooh Cha Cha Cha!