Horror - Shock Attack in Glasgow Toyshop

Residents in Glasgow's East End were still in shock today following reports of a wholly unprovoked attack on a defenceless baby doll by a crazed dinosaur.

Stunned rows of plastic elephants, snakes, tigers and the last giraffe in the shop could only watch as Big Ty ran amok before rounding on Little Lily who sat frozen in pushchair as the evil creature closed in. 'Mama, Mama' were her last anguished cries...

Teams of Playmobile refuse cleaners and social workers standing on nearby shelves rushed to her aid but it was too late. 'Where the hell is Action Man when you need him???', shouted Thomas the Tank Engine.