Cool number: 4111 (blips)

Neighbor on the right has a lot of interesting things in her front yard. It seems like every time I walk by I notice something that I hadn’t seen before. This time it was a rusty horseshoe and a railroad spike. I think they go really well together.

I’m still feeling a little icky but was really tired of staying inside the house. I waited until a little later in the day and took the short walk to her place. The fresh air was nice.

• How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card.

• Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

• An apple a day really can keep the doctor away… but only if you have good aim