Every Little Helps

I've had a very enjoyable day taking the show to The Wynd Theatre in Melrose and performing to another full house. It was then home via Tesco.

Now these vouchers that give you £5 off when you spend £40 or more, are great. But what do you do with three of them that expire at midnight? Answer: you go round the store three times buying several months' worth of toilet rolls and tinned food. As my dad said once, "How much do I have to spend before I think I'm saving money?"

Success. Ah, but I have now been issued with another three vouchers... Plus another one that gives me 3 pence off my next shop. I really must be the mug they take me for.