Saturday Heaven?

You can't beat it, eh? An afternoon coffee and snack in Tesco's in Ludlow, with everyone's favourite daily.
Actually, I asked for a medium coffee and it came in the size of a small bucket. I laughed and the man showed me the large - the size of a baby's bath.
As for the Trots stealing from the late Princess - apparently it was those damned Quakers and the Barrow Cadbury Trust trying to make immigrants feel at home, or at least get used to our beloved country - all in cahoots with Oxford University commies and the spouse of Polly Toynbee. Damn reds everywhere!