Phone a friend!

Mother of God! I was trying to fill in the stupid nosey census and I come up against this question. Had to phone my daughter just to check what a hetrosexual was and was I in the list! What is it with this Gov wanting to ask such questions? I know they said it was optional but Holy moly. Gay or Lesbian I could at least understand but we have seemed to have travelled a huge distance down the gender road to incorporate things I'm not at all sure I am or will ever be familiar with!
Then they ask you what colour you are but again there's no section that I can find I fit in because I'm not "white" I'm a healthy shade of pink! If I were white I would be deid! Then what religion you are which includes a good variety  including Pagan!! or "any other" I did think of saying I was a white non binery pagan!

Who thinks of this bull**** and do they get paid for thinking some of these questions up!
As to :other sexual orientation" the mind boggles!

Jeez I need a drink!