The Show-Offs

He says he can
 
She says she can
 
He says he has
 
She says she has
 
He insists that he will
 
She assures him she will
and that anyway her dad
is bigger than his dad
 
That’s as maybe he says
but his mum’s a tower
and his sister’s a skyscraper
 
Meet my BROTHER, she says
He’s a volcano