It wasn't me! I am innocent!

I'm admitting nothing! The bag who lives in the house didn't fill the seed tray up and, GET THIS, she took the tray away so I'd got nothing to stand on to reach the fat balls!

Well, I wasn't going to be outdone. I hate those long, thin tube feeders with the tiny little little posts sticking out of them. Only the little fluttery birds can get on those. They aren't for fine figures of birds like me! I decided to stand on the water dish and stretch over to the yellow feeder and then swing on it! Imagine my surprise when it fell apart and I was caught in a delicious shower of bird seed!

She wasn't very happy when she saw the mess! Anyway, I'm denying everything. With my most innocent face, I stand here before you.

'Your Honour, I am innocent of the charges against me. It was the squirrel, I tell you!'

Track? The Sensational Alex Harvey Band - Framed!