Sinister Sam Stares Down the Sunrise

Sam isn't quite looking up to par...
it's like he got caught in the cookie jar.

He's crouching down on the wooden base...
trying to conceal his mean-mug face.

Guilty or innocent...
he doesn't care a lick,
but he needs to control...
that top-knot cowlick.

I wish I had known,
what he was wanted for.
Cuz I'd turn him in...
show him the birdie jail door.

He does look quite guilty...
he looks like a hoser,
but I'll give him this...
he was a mahvelous poser.