Crikey, now it’s snowing!

“Look Silverback, it’s been snowing!”
“That’s not snow it’s foam” says he.

“Wot causes that then?”
“The heavy rain washes organic matter into the sea and the surf makes it froth up like detergent”

I fell silent, I could hear the cogs clicking over in my brain but they weren’t able to figure out what the explanation meant.

“I’m glad the matter was Organic” sez I, running into the foam. “That means it must be good for you”