Look Through Any Window

Well The Hollies saw ‘smiling faces all around’ but I saw this hungry gull. I was feeding my neighbours’ cat and this was who I saw through their kitchen window. Every morning Stuart feeds this chap/girl his bacon rind. He started this about 4 years ago and one day the gull brought its offspring who was fluffy and brown. The offspring is now old enough to come alone and Stuart has got himself a job for life. I am not impressed as they are noisy and they poo on my car.