Keystone cops

Following on from yesterday’s drama…
In an effort to „do the responsible thing“, I trotted off to the copshop before getting my tetanus booster.
The „opening hours“ (cos clearly crime isn’t a 24hour occurrence here) were stated as 8am till sometime late, no lunchbreak*, Monday to Friday (welcome to Kettwig at the weekend all breakers of crime) but still the door was locked.
There’s a bell to ring, for instances such as this, so I rang it, and when someone, eons later, deigned to answer, I was told that the person who should be there was ill, could I possibly come back tomorrow…

* I call bullshit