‘Ullo John

Ullo-Ullo-Ullo-Ullo
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Ullo John! Gotta new motor?
Your goat's made a mess on the carpet
He lost his bottle in Barnsley
He's an Avon Representative

12” single, parental advisory lyrics. Alexey Sayle’s only chart topper?

I meet Claire and Angus in Moffat. Claire goes back to Fife, while Angus and I head for Castle Douglas. We stop in Dumfries for a sauna, steam, jacuzzi, shower - at Angus’ health club.

Back at the house, I roast pork & potatoes and steam carrots and sprouts. There’s apple sauce and gravy too. And turn we watch a few episodes of Station 11.