Phantom Lug Chewer...

He has a thing about ears, whether its nibbling and licking human ones or chewing them off his toys...Mac definitely has a 'Lug Fetish'.

Off to BIL's today to get him all Tech'd up with his revamped MacBook and a IPTV subscription onto his fire stick, the poor geezer is bored shitless with daytime telly so we will get him sorted with FaceTime, Zoom and any other tech he needs.

'Lets pretend I'm attractive and then
You won't mind, you can twist for a while
It's the night, I can be who you like
And I'll quietly leave before it gets light'

Scott Hutchison