5 Green Lights, 0 mph

I was on my way to JacktheLad’s to drop off the goldfish and had been sitting in this traffic jam for half an hour. There’s something surreal about watching green lights, red lights, green lights etc etc without ever having to touch a pedal. The goldfish knew nothing of my pain.
We forewent the pub tonight, part of our current catastrophe avoidance campaign, but just had a good transatlantic chat with D&K instead. They’re good, looking forward to the new house being finished; the roof’s done, we’ve seen a picture!