Nic the Rat

Irish Rail encourages us to report antisocial behaviour. 

"Hey you! And you, you, you, you there, and you, you and you. Talk to each other FFS. Look at each other in augmented high definition Real Reality TM. Just lift up your head. Try it! See your mates in amazing 3D, Just stop staring at the shaggin tiny screen for 2 minutes and lift up you head. You! I'm going to report you!" 

Had a great chat with LadyFindhorn who was cosily sandwiched between her floor-to-ceiling radiator and her hot water bottle. We had a laugh and a wee blether and the mention of the swimming made me feel like... erm... swimming in the sea and that's precisely what I did right after work, logged off and headed to the 40 Foot for a second swim. Because I am an addict. And it's free. And it's just a 10 minute cycle away.