Psycho-Killer Wonder Cat

Psycho-Killer Wonder Cat

This is Fudge, one of the neighbour's cats. He is full of fun but deadly for the garden birds, and frogs, and flies, and anything that moves basically. He is interestingly named 'Fudge' but is a lovely sleek greyish blue colour and slightly larger than your average cat. Perhaps he is some kind of garden panther cat, a bit 'Tiggerish' in his attitude.

The best thing about Fudge is that he is not afraid of next door's twin Chiwawas aptly named 'Ant and Dec'. He sits on our side of the fence and hisses at them on purpose to wind them into a total barking mad frenzy. It is so funny! He then lopes off after having his little bit of fun for the day "Dead ard me! I am a killer cat", he is no doubt thinking.

On a sporting note, why cannot Cisse score to save his life at the moment? The Toon need to practice scoring goals methinks. Lets see what happens in the last 5 minutes of the match.....

Perhaps they need Fudge the killer cat, with his panther like footballing skills!