Fart for Guernsey

But apparently not on a Monday.
I was passing away as I walked from hairdresser to GP. GP told me I should consider a different form of exercise such a yoga and showed me some of her poses. The only way I’d get my legs at those angles would be to chop them off and re-attach at a different angle! She says I can never be a walker again so I think coach potato may be my position of choice.