Sermon on the mount

This is Davie, my work partner. He's not having a pee, nor preparing for an evangelical rant - we were so busy going from call to call, that even a litter bin was drafted in as an emergency desk-top.

As I was standing here a young woman walked past me carrying a blow-up man with an anatomical feature that, if it were to be in scale, would have made him 9ft tall! I did get a pic, but I was laughing so much my hands were shaking too much to get a sharp image.