Pirate Maud?

Long Maud Silver?
Captain Maud Sparrow?
Captain Maudwash?

Nope. My pirate name shall be One-eyed Maud Precious... Because there's only one i in precious...

Aye aye cap'n!

Now I'm off to teach Pud to say, "Pieces of eight" and to practise carrying him on my shoulder...

Then we will sail the oceans and do pirate stuff and be free.

I could be a buccaneer or a sea dog or scalawag and stuff.

What?

aprecious says I haven't thought this through. And wouldn't I need a boat?

Some people are so picky about the details!

I might actually walk somewhere today. With my actual legs.

And Captain Pugwash because you know you want to!