I didn’t order this part 8,641 …..

I’ve been watching Gone Fishing with Mortimer and Whitehouse .. I don’t like fishing but I do like their friendship and the places they go to .. it’s a lovely easy to watch tv show . I’ve also purchased via the power of the internet a brand new trench coat … I am very bad , I like coats … they woo me with adverts and the adverts say things like ‘Jane.. Jaaaaaaneeee.. buy another coat ‘ … and I do . Then Jim says things like ‘really … another coat ‘ … I’m forced to narrow my eyes and acquire a malevolent look .. then he backs silently from the room ….