Ratatouille!

It was either a pano of Tarbert or  a dead rat! 
Was watching Rolland & Ratatouille running about on the patio this morning! I said to himself these things are at the bird food 'as soon as you started feeding them. No said he, I put the bird balls plus the toast with marmalade on the plastic table and the rats can't run up it, so I have flummoxed them says he! Just at that moment Rolland ran along the bannister and leapt onto the plastic table & helped himself to the marmalade toast thank you very much' then leapt back onto said rail and scurried off! 
You were saying.......... said I
B******s says Donald and disappears out the door. 
Next, there's a knock on the window and there's himslef holding one of these old people' s grab things with a very dead Rolland on the end!! Ah you got him, I take it he walked into the rat trap laid with pizza behind the bit of wood? Yes but he was only trapped by the tail so I took him out with the axe! (there was now a bloodied axe on my nice plastic garden table) strewth I won't be eating anything off it anytime soon.
Now to catch that wee f****r Ratatouille!

So that's why you have a nice calm picture of Tarbert!

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