Wonky IKEA table

Our closest friends came over tonight for dinner and to celebrate a couple of birthdays.  We decided to brave the mozzies, which are pretty extreme this year, and sit outside on the deck.  We've lived here for just over 17 years and have never bothered to get proper lights installed so I've just hung up a work light.  This caught my eye while we solving the world's problems over green jasmine tea after dinner.... but no one was listening to us.