I went to Loch Ness this morning.

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I like that expression, you can recycle it endlessly. It wasn't the best view of the loch ever, but here are some interesting facts. Loch Ness is so big that it has waves. It is deeper than the North Sea. It holds more water than all the lakes in England put together.
(The Monstor is liscenced exclusively to the Disney Corporation.)