"Ok, where is it?"

"Where's What Jonty?"
What it was, of course, is the Christmas fayre meat he's been treated to over the last few days!
Sorry Jonty, you'll have to eat your doggy food. I've been putting his wet dog food out (he likes the pouches with gravy, despises the jelly pouches) but he's been very reluctant to eat it expecting 'Three Bird Roast', Ham, or the Porchetta Pork!