Forgotten everything I ever learned

Or so SHE claims tonight.

I am inclined to disagree.

Today, among other things, I have remembered;

it is much more difficult to be evicted from her bed if I sneak under the covers when she is in the bathroom.

if I stand close enough while lunch is prepared there if often spillage.

frozen rabbit poo is better than the non frozen stuff.

I like my morning walk better if there is no sign of the sun or moon behind all the clouds and therefore no requirement to wait for a picture.

She says I have forgotten the difference between "down" and "over".

I say not.

I just can't be bothered.

RipandRoo