Pills

Cats and pills.

Day 1: Shoved down throat by vet
Day 2: Vaguely successfully hidden in food
Day 3: Repeat Day 2, found in otherwise empty bowl, hidden in hollowed out Dreamie Kitten Crack Cocaine treat smothered in butter
Day 4: Repeat Day 3, "you must be kidding me",  shoved down throat AKA Day 1, with more objections.
Day 5: Repeat Days 2-4, find deposited in hallway, wrap in Turkey, chuck mushy remains in food bowl, give up.

Two more days to go.