Alexa, why is the parsley not growing properly?

Sometimes. you don't want to know the answer. 

The groundhog, finding access to its new home (i.e. the shed) barred now spring has sprung, is extracting its revenge by eating everything in the garden. I should mind, but don't. I get more pleasure from watching it eat the herbs than I would do from using them. Besides, when it moves on to the pot plants, I'm going to livestream on YouTube.**




**This might not be true. We don't grow pot plants in the garden as it is southfacing and doesn't get the correct light. We have a hydroponics place out in Manotick.***






****This might also not be true.