Six word stories

Surprise visit this morning from my young friend ,seven year old Riley, with his mother , writer and poet Laura Fyfe.
 
They were delivering  a Christmas card Riley   designed himself ( see above)  and it reminded me that it was Laura who introduced me to the concept of six word stories. So I tried my hand at some:
 
Santa unable  deliver presents. Try Amazon.
 
Snow White claims harassment. Santa sued.
 
Great  New! Santa reindeers all LGBT
 
Child  born  In stable. . Not Jesus.
 
Santa got Covid. Christmas cancelled.