who?

for this silly Saturday, I have my metal bird statue serving as a scarecrow.
The top right I call, "red pepper flakes with heuchera." The bottom right I call, "well if it isn't a rabbit then...?"

Someone ate my purple heucheras. I blamed a rabbit. I blamed the rabbit that hangs out in my neighbor's yard. The internet disagrees. No one on the internet thinks rabbits eat the leaves and stems of a heuchera, esp purple ones. AND no one ate the carrots I put out yesterday. 

I will discover the culprit.