Nativity set

It was called the “Christmas thing” by Joe’s big brother, who was always keen to set it up and was constantly rearranging it. Joseph’s head had a mysterious accident and fell off. I stuck it back on and it’s still going strong 20 years later. James insisted on putting the lamb next to Mary because he said the rhyme said “Mary had a little lamb”. He probably wouldn’t be amused about me telling you all. Joe’s gone all grown up up and arranged it tastefully.