The chair

It’s a bit like the Mastermind chair. It sits there, mostly unoccupied, but strangely inviting.
And your name is?
Martin Russell.
Your occupation?
Taxidermist.
And your chosen subject?
Hiller borers, from1965 to 1973.
At that point, I forgot everything I’d ever known about Hiller borers. He reeled off all these questions, and all I said was pass, pass, pass.
Thank you Mr Russell, I’m afraid you have scored no points.
Then I had to make the long walk from that chair to ignominy.