Rudolf's replacement in training?

It's not ours, just at a neighbours, "bearly" 100 yards away. 
I am the polar opposite of all the decorations and frivolity, bah humbug!
The boss is getting quite agitated that we are one of the few houses that haven't got Xmas decorations up yet. ("It's only Dec 1st I tell her, what about the 12 days of Xmas?")
But, like most bosses, when the idea gets into her head, there's no point trying to change her mind.
Any guesses what's on the agenda for this weekend?

Ah well...