The seat of power

It got broken.

Don't ask how! But, the urea formaldehyde seat snapped loosing shrapnel across the bathroom. It nipped a sensitive part and has to be replaced.

Problem 1: The Loo is a funny shape

I Hummed and hahed for 24 hours and ordered this one. It seemed right. It was anti-slip!!

So here we are. It's not right. It's the wrong shape. it slips because I've had to attach it to the old posts because they won't come off. I can't reach the fixings in the back. The Loo IS a funny shape!!

She's out shopping.

She'll be furious.