Needs a bit of creosote

My youngest is about to turn 13 so as a treat I was allowed to take her to urban outfitters on the condition that I looked like I wasn’t with her, didn’t say “you could spit peas through that” and brought my work card to get 10% off.

Do you know how long teenage girls spend trying on clothes and taking selfies?
So long that I made her walk to queens college with me as a punishment.
Her Uncle Drew studied here in the 60’s and hated it so I always like to send him a picture.