Heathrow Terminal 5

This is what it looks like at 4.30 in the morning.  James said "Dad, my girlfriend and I have just booked a holiday.  Would you mind taking us to the airport?"

Being a wonderful parent, I replied "Of course I can.  When is it?"  We need to be there for 4.30 in the morning.  "Oh.  OK..." I said.

He then turned round and said "Oh, by the way.  Can I have some of your Euro's?"  So I ended up 450 Euros lighter; very tired from the early start and lumbered with a £5 charge for the privilege of dropping him off at the airport.

I'm expecting him to choose me a particularly classy old peoples home when the time comes...  I want quality food and single malt whiskies....

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