Keeping the doctor away

Hardly a current preoccupation. Now ranks for casual conversational topic along the line: "When did you last see a doctor/police officer in town?" 

For those who feel they are being pestered by medical doctors (possibly the telephone lines and zoom interviews filling their days and nights - difficult to know what is going on behind closed doors), these apples might be thrown at the screen. If an actual physical presence and the police officer were in tow (as a protection officer?) and s/he didn't manage to avert his/her eyes, a caution or worse for physical assault might result.

As for eating the rosy fruits to build immunity to the diseases that justify the existance of medics? They probably won't do any harm, but these are not worth the effort. They are not sprayed and tended to for human consumption (except eye candy) and are principally maternity dormiteries for an undocumented range of insects.