Fazzy Says Hi

My Dear Princess and Dear Friends,

Another very full-on day in the office. Now that the VC tech is being installed in our building and the project is gathering pace, it feels like the whole team is sprinting at once. 

We are all a bit stressed. 

Once again, it was Fazzy who lifted my spirits. The two of us are very childish when we are together, bickering and making fun of each other. 

And then I escalated. 

Instead of responding to her taunts with a witty riposte, I stuck two fingers up at her instead. Which is what passes for a witty riposte in my book. 

I then explained to Fazzy about the little game me and Princess Normal used to play in Edinburgh. How the Princess would find two fingers in her purse for me in the pub. Or in her pocket for me as we were walking down the street. 

Fazzy was shocked. She's a good girl. She doesn't do rude things like that. 

"Oh, oh, OH!!" I said, an idea forming in my head. "Please Fazzy let me take a picture of you sticking two fingers up and then I can SEND IT TO THE PRINCESS!!!"

I love this game. 

Fazzy protested. It was just TOO rude, she said. And she doesn't even KNOW the Princess, she added. 

"Oh, she'll LOVE it!" I insisted. 

So today's blip is Fazzy's reluctant rudeness. 

BUT.

HOWEVER. 

COMMA.

Once she discovered this game, it turns out Fazzy has a real FLAIR for it. She bested me in an argument later on and said, "Oh that's TWICE today, I've done that!"

AND THERE THEY WERE.

TWO FINGERS!

And THEN, later on, I told Fazzy one of her communications to the staff was too formal. I may have been a bit informal with her myself. "Oh take the pickle out of your bum, Fazzy," I may have said.

Fazzy mimed removing a gherkin from her rear end. And when she pulled her hand out, there they were...

TWO FINGERS!

And THEN, later LATER on, I was naughty to Fazzy and she was replying to me when she spotted Corrie's lovely long hair. It is pretty fabulous. Fazzy was distracted.

"So lovely!" she said. "Come and look Symon," she added.

And when I got up to look, there they were....

TWO FINGERS!

What have I done, Princess?

I have created A MONSTER!

Also, Fazzy says hi.

S.