One day

- One day, one day Eileen, I shall take you to that mysterious, faraway island, over there. I will Eileen. We will recapture the excitement of the early days of our marriage. We will undertake the perilous voyage to that mysterious land shrouded in mist and danger. One day, Eileen, you mark my word! 
- It's not an island, you big eedjit, it's a peninsula. It take 45 minutes on the Dart. The train wouldn't get there if that was a fecken island. 
- Oh, right... um... whatever. Any egg sandwiches left? 

One day... One day Eugene would find the courage. He would ask Eileen for a divorce there and then. Screw that, he would demand a divorce. No more egg sandwiches. No more flasks of tea. No more bench. He hated that shaggin bench with a passion. He would travel. He wouldn't be told off. He would always be right. He would travel to that island across the bay. Or peninsula, whatever the f*** it was. 


 One day....