My favourite waste of time

They say laughter is the best medicine; tonight has been a real tonic! Mr A has been messing about on the tablet, mainly getting Talking Tom Cat to repeat rude words.
He then moved on to google translate to see what profanities sound good in Korean. That wasn't quite as funny until we discovered that the English versions were spoken by a rather prim and proper gent (not dissimilar to Richard E. Grant).
The game was to see who could come up with the funniest phrase; I reckon it was a draw! I also reckon that Mr A is a very keen match for my warped sense of humour :-)

how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Tell you later.....!