Curtis Euro Jackson

Celebrated rapping gentleman 50 "Fiddy" Cent did a personal appearance at an electrical store a couple of hundred yards from where I work today! He's promoting his crazily expensive headphone range. They're all at it since Dr Dre started making his headphone millions.

Unfortunately, as the shopping mall was overflowing with the impressionable young of Vienna who'd been queuing up for at least four hours, we decided not to bother trying to get anywhere near the celebrity.

Instead, I mocked up my own euro version of Mr Cent...