Rare

My hairdresser is retiring, which is not good news.

My memory is not what it was, which is not good news, or perhaps not, if I don't remember.

My eyesight is not what it was, which is not good news.

I tried to thread a needle yesterday but couldn't keep it still, so got out the needle threader, but couldn't remember how to use it.

Did you know spiders can blush?

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