Squished Mouse
Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Eldest Mini Princess,
I just finished knitting a little Christmas mouse and felt very pleased with myself. I showed it to the Prince. “Look, it’s going to be a little mouse when I sew it all up.”
The Prince looked confused, “Are you…going to put stuffing in it?”
After I stopped p1ssing myself, I explained that as I’m not making tw@tting roadkill Christmas mice, then yes, it will be stuffed!
C
PS When I attempted to mock him to the Youngest Mini Princess, she also looked confused and said, “well, ARE you going to stuff it?”!
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