Have they got me sussed?

This was the sum total of my mail today; Age UK, cremations and bladder leaks.  They haven’t got it entirely correct; the latter is aimed at women and last time I looked, I wasn’t one.

Another trip into Norwich today, this time for an Optician’s appointment.  New glasses needed so of course, I ended up choosing expensive ones but at least being old, I get 20% off the full price.  They also noticed small cataracts which don’t need attention now but they recommended glasses that turn dark in sunlight to slow the development so I may start looking like a cool dude.

Another ‘EB’ I’m afraid; but I suspect I will get a decent blip tomorrow.