Moleasses

Not something you see everyday. -1c on my tractor, driving across the paddocks, a little black something crossed my path. Skidding to a halt, I jumped out to see what it was. A mole! Thinking it was half dead in the cold, I picked it up, and dropped it again, as it sank it`s teeth into my finger......little......I thought. I let it go and ran for my phone. Soon after taking the Blip, it started digging DOWN, tunneling furiously towards Australia. Not wanting my paddocks and more to the point, my very picky tenants complaining about mole hills, I grabbed it`s tail, teased it back into our world and released it......gently.........into my neighbour`s field, where easier pickings were to be had. Ha ho!