The Great Pumpkin ........

got speared by a lamp post.     As I rode by on my bike, I had to stop and document this dilemma.   I asked around with the neighbors, if they knew how this happened.   
      The only response I got back was there had been some FUdalism  (vandalism) going on, down the street.  Apparently some of the really old duffers had decided that it was too dull and boring.  Everyone woke up this morning to find their villas had been papered with toilet paper.    No one was talking, but there did seem to be an awfully lot of snickering, smiles and turned backs that were hunched over and shaking.
You just can't trust, us old folks!