Out Of Order

I was very low on inspiration today - very much like the weather which chose a grey theme for today and didn't give up.

I discovered that putting the tea towel back where it hangs is now the thing that causes me the most pain.  I sometimes feel like a collection of pains that my constant sneezing makes worse.

I've always been curious why you can't sneeze in your sleep.  Similar to coughing.  What is the thing that suppresses these?  And why can't I have it in tablet form?